I hate everyone and everyone hates me. So this will go away.
Talk quenches thirst but does nothing for hunger.
Your interest in me is like dust on a shelf.
I’m not good looking. Don’t have much going for me. Except I make really good chocolate milk.
Wait, fuck you.
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A hug would be nice.
24 hours no sleep.
The people that spend the time to try and figure you out are the ones worth keeping around.
You torture me. Put me out of my misery.
Suddenly, you’re not so interesting.
When people stop talking to you it leaves a lot to wonder about.
Never again will I let someone in.
We’re never gonna be the same again. ..bury me I’m not your friend.
How do you tell someone that you can’t find anyone else because you only see yourself dating that person.
How do I tell a girl she is flawless?
Babygirl I’m a blur.
Hung up on a girl that doesn’t even know I exist.
I’m the guy girls talk to when they are lonely. ..I’m disposable.
I’m a dead man walking.
I used to wish that people would stop talking to me. Now people don’t and it sucks.
I mean I guess we can have sex.
Taking applications for “girls who think Ben is mildly attractive” all week long…lets go!
Sober straight face gets you out of your clothes.
Lets date and not have sex for once.
You left a lovestain on my heart.
I will lie awake…lie for fun and fake the way I hold you.
My luck with girls is gone. I’m gone.
I figured if I got fired today I would hang myself from a ceiling fan.