I hate everyone and everyone hates me. So this will go away.
Talk quenches thirst but does nothing for hunger.
Your interest in me is like dust on a shelf.
I’m not good looking. Don’t have much going for me. Except I make really good chocolate milk.
Wait, fuck you.
Welcome to the friendzone
Here we have excellent accommodations for all guys “trapped in the friendzone”.
We will help with all advice and try not to make you look like an asshole.
A hug would be nice.
24 hours no sleep.